Men's Crew Socks Sir Snores A Lot

Your legend precedes you, your excellency. Henceforth we shall come bearing earplugs for all.

For the man whose nighttime soundtrack is truly something to behold. A noble gift for him — or a pointed one from her.

• Men's shoe size 7–12
• 50% nylon, 48% combed cotton, 2% spandex