Vintage-style holiday illustrations meet risqué wordplay in this boxed set of 12 miniature Dirty & Flirty Christmas cards, sized for stockings, packed lunches and playful in-person gifting.
Includes 12 miniature greeting cards
Card size: 3.75 inches tall × 2.5 inches wide
Comes with envelopes: 12 miniature kraft envelopes
Box included
Card messages include:
Tits the Season
If you're nice . . . I'll be naughty.
I like you how I like my Christmas tree . . . erect.
The only package I want is yours.
Let me jump on your North Pole.
Let’s make like the little drummer boy and bang.
Slide in my chimney.
Jingle my bells for a white Christmas.
When I think about you, I touch my elf.
All I want for Christmas is dat ass.
Lick it. Lick it good.
Someone’s excited for Christmas!
Please note: These miniature cards and envelopes are too small to send through the mail. Give them in person or tuck them into a packed lunch or stocking.
