Vintage-style holiday illustrations meet decidedly naughty humour in this boxed set of 12 miniature sarcastic Christmas cards, sized for stockings, packed lunches and in-person gifting.
Includes 12 miniature greeting cards
Card size: 3.75 inches tall × 2.5 inches wide
Comes with envelopes: 12 miniature kraft envelopes
Box included
Card messages include:
Fa–la–fucking–la
‘Tis the damn season.
Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.
A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.
Spoiler alert: he dies.
It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
Save water, drink cocoa.
He sees you when you’re drinking . . .
Nothing for you, whore!
Santa doesn’t believe in you either.
Merry Christmas to my favorite ho.
Bite me.
Please note: These miniature cards and envelopes are too small to send through the mail. Give them in person or tuck them into a packed lunch or stocking.
