Munro Scottie Dog attributes his longing for the stars to two things: a childhood listening to synthpop and electronica, and his lifelong love of buttery treats.
He realises now there's no truth in the rumours about the moon being made of cheese, but he's committed to becoming the first Scotspup in space just in case.
And there's something rather dreamy about drifting through the Milky Way to the sound of synth-y beats — with a supply of shortbread fingers, of course.
